me: oh this is going to be a great book!
*reads first three pages*
me: oh god, that’s so sad!
*reaches page 26*
WTF DID SHE JUST $@&:ING DO HOW CAN YOU #%$&ING DO THAT WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY GRAVE, I INVESTED MY LIFE IN SEVEN REALMS CHIMA YOU ARE NOT GOD OKAY, YOU CANNOT DO WHAT YOU DID. PLEASE CHIMA, PLEASE DO SOMETHING I’M DYING.
*cries for a week*
*rereads scenes from Seven Realms*
*cries some more*
*actually thinks about DNFing a book for the first time in life*
*hates everyone for the rest of the day*
*decides to beg Chima*
I think something very important needs to be said.
*drops mic* Birdie out!